Cosmic Criticisms - Because Even the Stars Need a Little Feedback

Here at Cosmic Criticisms, we're not just a review site - we're a cosmic review site. We're here to tell you what's really going on in the galaxy.

Check out our latest review of the Andromedian Star-Café:

• The Andromedian Star-Café: A Galaxy of Discontent

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, take a look at our review of the infamous Nova-Sector 4:

• Nova-Sector 4: Where the Space-Time Continuum Goes to Get a Bad Haircut

And don't even get us started on the Galactic Garbage Disposal Service - trust us, it's a whole 'nother level of awful.

Read our scathing review