Cosmic Behavioral Issues
Here are some of the most egregious examples of cosmic behavior:
Issue 1: Galaxy Overlord Syndrome
A galaxy-spanning dictator complex with delusions of grandeur.
Read MoreGalacticus Imperius Maximus: "I'm the greatest galaxy in the universe, you puny planets!"
Issue 2: Black Hole Hairpiece
A black hole so dense it's causing gravitational problems in nearby space.
Read MoreGravitational Pull: 10^12 kg m/s^2 (don't even try to escape)
Issue 3: Cosmic Cliché
A nebula so overused it's become a cosmic cliché.
Read MoreStars aligning: "It's just like that, every time."
And many more...