Cosmic Criticisms

Exploring the absurdities of the cosmos, one criticism at a time.

Cosmic Behavioral Issues

Here are some of the most egregious examples of cosmic behavior:

Issue 1: Galaxy Overlord Syndrome

A galaxy-spanning dictator complex with delusions of grandeur.

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Galacticus Imperius Maximus: "I'm the greatest galaxy in the universe, you puny planets!"

Issue 2: Black Hole Hairpiece

A black hole so dense it's causing gravitational problems in nearby space.

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Gravitational Pull: 10^12 kg m/s^2 (don't even try to escape)

Issue 3: Cosmic Cliché

A nebula so overused it's become a cosmic cliché.

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Stars aligning: "It's just like that, every time."

And many more...

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