Are you tired of the bland, cookie-cutter advice given by your average starship's AI? Do you crave something with a little more... edge? Look no further! Cosmic Criticisms is here to provide the snarky, the sarcastic, and the occasionally helpful advice for the modern space-faring individual.
Rocky Roadmaps: Because who needs GPS when you have a trusty map drawn on a piece of asteroid-fried toast? Starlight Suggestions: Because who needs actual navigation when you have a little starlight to guide you?(Note: Please do not attempt to navigate by following these suggestions. They are entirely fictional and not actually helpful. Or safe. Or sane.)