Welcome, space cadets! Are you an asteroid engineer looking for a career change? Do you have a degree in asteroid-related fields, but find your current job as boring as a beige-colored asteroid in a field of beige-colored asteroids?
Well, look no further! The Asteroid Surfing Instructor job is a real thing, and we're looking for someone who can teach people how to catch waves on those massive rocks in space.
Or, if you're more interested in the practical applications of asteroid surfing, you might want to check out our Asteroid Surfing 101 course.
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Asteroid Engineering 101 is also available, because, you know, who wouldn't want to learn about the intricacies of drilling into an asteroid and making it slightly less boring?
Don't miss out on this opportunity to join the asteroid engineering revolution! Apply now, and get ready for a career that's out of this world!