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Asteroid Solutions - For When You've Run Out of Space

Warning: Do not attempt any of the following solutions without proper training and equipment, as they may result in catastrophic consequences.

Inflate your asteroid with hot air - A simple, yet effective way to make your asteroid more buoyant and easier to move.
Use a giant rubber band - For when you need to hold onto your asteroid for an extended period of time.
Call a professional asteroid wrangler - Because sometimes you just need a little guidance from someone who's been there.
Just give up and let it float away - For when you're feeling particularly existential.