Asteroid Strategies
For those who've been hit by a cosmic rock, here are some expert tips from the Cosmic Criticisms team:
- 1. Panic not! A good dose of existential dread can help you cope with the crushing blow.
- 2. Call a friend or a loved one (if you have one). We're not all about the universe, we're about relationships too!
- 3. Consider the silver lining: you might just get some great views of the Earth from up high (just not in a bad way, we hope).
- 4. Learn to appreciate the beauty of a good impact crater. It's all about perspective, folks!
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