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In a shocking turn of events, the Rebel Alliance has been secretly planning to take over the galaxy. But not just any ordinary takeover. Oh no.
They're going for a full-on, no-holds-barred, laser-blasting, planet-destroying takeover.
And we're not talking just any old planet. No, they've set their sights on the most valuable planet in the cosmos: Earth.
With an army of droid-borgs, an arsenal of planet-killing laser cannons, and a plan for total mind control, the Rebel Alliance is going all out.
But little do they know, we've got a counter-attack planned. A plan so diabolical, so cunning, so utterly... human.
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