Alien Invasion Protocols
As a sentient being on a planet ruled by a council of giant space slugs, navigating the bureaucratic red tape of the Cosmic Struggle for Privilege can be a daunting task.
Section 3, Subsection 1 is where the real struggle begins. You'll need to learn how to properly grease the wheels of the alien overlords with the finest imported space lubricant, and negotiate with the union of robot butlers who refuse to serve you.
But don't worry, it's all worth it for the chance to claim the coveted Golden Plaque of Privilege. It's the perfect accessory for any self-respecting space-succubus.