Step 1: Claim Your Cosmic Privilege

Step 1 of the Cosmic Struggle for Privilege is the most crucial. In this step, you will begin your journey to become an intergalactic overlord.

• Step 2: Harness the Power of Negative Thinking
• Step 3: Develop a Sense of Entitlement

But wait, there's more! As a reward for completing this step, you will receive a complimentary "I survived Step 1" sticker. Buy more stickers here.

Or, if you're feeling particularly confident, you can challenge the cosmic overlords to a game of "Dodge the Asteroid" here.