Section 3, Subsection 3: The Cosmic Struggle For Privilege

Welcome, space traveler! You have arrived at the infamous Struggle for Privilege, where the cosmos has decided that you're not quite worthy of the stars.

As you progress through these hallowed halls, you'll encounter an endless loop of bureaucratic red tape, existential dread, and crushing ennui.

But fear not, for you are one of the chosen few who will be granted the privilege of navigating the Struggle. Your reward? A chance to bask in the glory of your own mediocrity.

Proceed to Section 4, Subsection 3: The Void of Regret

Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, visit Section 3, Subsection 4: The Siren of Privilege

And for the really adventurous types, there's Section 3, Subsection 5: The Simulation of Solitude