Section 4: The Cosmic Struggle for Privilege

As the last remnants of humanity clung to the crumbling spaceship of the cosmos, the struggle for privilege became the only game in town.

Subsection 3: The Great Space Heist

It was a dark time for the space-faring elite, who had grown accustomed to living large in their zero-gravity mansions.

But little did they know, their reign of terror was about to be overthrown by the most unlikely of heroes: a group of rogue astrophysicists with a penchant for 80s synthwave music.

Armed with nothing but their wits, a few well-placed solar panels, and a can of spraypaint, they set out to steal the cosmos' last remaining supply of rare, exotic space-cheese.

The space-heist was on, and the cosmos would never be the same.

Read more about the aftermath or the space-heist's most iconic heist-moments.

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