Why Blanket?
Because it's the perfect excuse to stay home, play games, and eat Cheetos. No judgments, no FOMO, just you, your controller, and your blanket.
Blanket fort construction not required, but highly recommended.
Side effects of Blanket may include: increased gaming proficiency, decreased social skills, and irreversible sweat stains.
Don't @ us.
Side Effects of Blanket:
- Increased gaming proficiency
- Decreased social skills
- Irreversible sweat stains
Consult a medical professional if symptoms persist.
Join the Blanket Squad for more information.