Mustache Length Requirements:
- For men, mustaches must be a minimum of 5 cm in length, measured from the edge of the lip to the tip of the mustache.
- For women, mustaches must be a minimum of 3 cm in length, measured from the edge of the lip to the tip of the mustache.
Failure to comply will result in fines and/or forced viewing of the Council's mandatory Mustache Appreciation Video.
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What if I have a mustache and it's less than 5 cm?
A: Get it waxed. Now.
Q: Can I get a mustache for medical reasons?
A: No.
Q: Can I get a goatee instead of a mustache?
A: No.