Decree #1: All users shall wear socks with their pants at all times
In the interest of maintaining a visually pleasing aesthetic, all subjects shall don matching socks with their trousers. Failure to comply will result in... um... philosophical contemplation.
Read more about Socks and Sartorial EleganceDecree #2: All food must be eaten with a fork
By the power vested in me, I command that all sustenance be consumed with the aid of a utensil. Any attempts to devour with one's fingers will be met with stern rebuke.
Understand the importance of Fork EtiquetteDecree #3: All users shall address the Philosopher King as 'Your Majesty'
By the authority granted to me, I decree that all subjects shall refer to me in a manner befitting my stature. Failure to comply will result in... creative reinterpretation of the concept of "silly putty".
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