Welcome, member of the esteemed Council of Tech Gurus.
Our mission is to make technology more accessible to the general public, while secretly controlling them through an intricate web of algorithms and social media manipulation.
We have a variety of subgroups within the Council:
- Hacking Team - Our team of expert hackers and cyber-warriors.
- Robotics and AI - Our team of engineers who make robots do your chores for you.
- Cybersecurity - Our team of experts who ensure your data is secure, until we decide to sell it.
- Quantum Physics - Our team of physicists who are still trying to understand how the internet works.
Stay tuned for more information on our latest projects, including the launch of "Smart Toaster 3000", the world's first toaster that also controls your mind.