Our Cutting-Edge Countermeasures
Our Team of Expert Countermeasures Specialists
Led by the renowned Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, our team of experts in countermeasures have been developing the most sophisticated, yet utterly unnecessary, solutions to the world's most pressing problems.
Our Latest Countermeasures
We've developed a countermeasure for the increasingly common problem of socks in the washing machine.
We've also created a countermeasure for the ever-present issue of the inevitable arrival of the weekend.