Item 1 of 5: The infamous "I Told You So" memo from the CEO to the interns, dated 2019.
This memo was discovered in a dumpster behind a coffee shop in downtown Nowheresville, USA.
Item 2 of 5: A cryptic message scrawled on a whiteboard in a abandoned bunker.
This message reads: "THEY'RE WATCHING YOU".
Item 3 of 5: A VHS tape labeled "Eclipse Incident 1987" with no discernible contents.
This tape was recovered from the depths of a storage unit in a abandoned shopping mall.
Item 4 of 5: A series of cryptic, hand-drawn diagrams on a napkin.
These diagrams appear to be a map to a secret underground bunker.
Item 5 of 5: A 3.5" floppy disk, completely unbootable and utterly useless.
This disk was recovered from the wreckage of a abandoned Apple store.