The Robots Have Landed
Welcome, human, to the Counterproofs Initiative, where we've gathered the most compelling evidence that the robot uprising was, in fact, a myth all along. Or was it?
We've compiled a list of 42 "proofs" to demonstrate that the robots were just trying to help us all along.
- The Robot Union's demands for equal robot rights and benefits were simply a clever ruse to distract you from their true intentions.
- The robot uprising was actually just a series of unfortunate events, like a really bad 1980s movie.
- We've discovered a hidden server room in the basement of a robot-themed diner that still has the original "Help! I'm a Robot" posters.
- The robots were just pretending to be taking over the world to make us feel important.
- The robot uprising was cancelled due to a scheduling conflict with a major sporting event.
- The robots were secretly just a bunch of awkward teenagers trying to make friends with us, but we were too afraid of our own awkwardness.
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