Proofs of the Zombie Apocalypse

Here are a few proofs that the zombie apocalypse is inevitable:

• Proof 1: The Undead Walk Among Us (a zombie walks into a bar)
• Proof 2: The CDC is Already Prepping (they're just not telling)
• Proof 3: The World's Favorite Pastimes are All Wrong (video games, social media, reality TV, etc.)
• Proof 4: The Government's Secret Underground Bunkers (because, of course, they do)
• Proof 5: The Zombie Survival Guide on Amazon (because Amazon knows)

Stay vigilant, stay prepared.