Proofs of the Zombie Apocalypse
Here are a few proofs that the zombie apocalypse is inevitable:
Proof 1: The Undead Walk Among Us
(
a zombie walks into a bar
)
Proof 2: The CDC is Already Prepping
(they're just not telling)
Proof 3: The World's Favorite Pastimes are All Wrong
(video games, social media, reality TV, etc.)
Proof 4: The Government's Secret Underground Bunkers
(because, of course, they do)
Proof 5: The Zombie Survival Guide on Amazon
(because Amazon knows)
Stay vigilant, stay prepared.
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