Proof 03: Pineapple Pie Paradox Sauce

As we all know, the Pineapple Pie Paradox has long been a thorn in the side of philosophers and physicists alike. But what if we told you, it's not just a paradox, but a Quantum Curry Quantum Flux in disguise?

Our team of expert pie-ontologists have been studying the phenomenon for years, and have come up with a revolutionary new solution: Pineapple Pie Quantum Sauce. This game-changing condiment has been shown to resolve even the most complex of paradoxes, and we can't wait to share it with the world!