Our Cable Ninjas are the unsung heroes of the internet age.
Trained in the art of cable-wielding, they fight against the forces of slow internet.
Learn how to become a Cable NinjaWelcome to the land where internet speeds know no bounds, and Wi-Fi is the only currency that matters.
You've arrived at a time of great prosperity. The cables are flowing, the routers are buzzing, and the buffering bars are at an all-time low.
Meet the Cable Ninjas, our elite group of internet warriors who risk life and limb to bring you the speed you need.But be warned, the forces of throttling are always at work, trying to slow us down with their pesky cable thievers.
Still, we'll keep the internet free, no matter the cost.
Cable Tribunal: The Supreme Court of Internet Speed
Our Cable Ninjas are the unsung heroes of the internet age.
Trained in the art of cable-wielding, they fight against the forces of slow internet.
Learn how to become a Cable Ninja
The Cable Thievers are the nemesis of our Cable Ninjas.
Armed with the latest in internet-slowing technology, they aim to bring our heroes to their knees.
Apply to join the dark side and become a Cable Thiever