Designers: The Unseen Architects of the Hammer Time Empire

Design Principles:

• The Golden Hammer Ratio
• The Laws of Unintentional Clumsiness
• The Art of Making a Big Mess

Our designers live and breathe these principles, and we're not afraid to get our hands dirty.

Our Design Process:

1. Stare at wall for 4 hours
2. Drink copious amounts of coffee
3. Suddenly remember what we're doing

It's a delicate balance, really.

Our Tools:

• Hammer 3000
• The Hammering Software Suite
• Other Tools We Found on the Floor

Our Philosophy:

We believe in the power of the hammer. We believe in its simplicity, its elegance, and its ability to make a mess.

We're not just designers, we're Hammerers.

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