BUG #2: The Hammer Has a Slight Case of the Sudden Onset Hiccups
The Designer, a self-proclaimed "Master Craftsman" of the hammer, has reported that their trusty hammer has developed a rather... unusual affliction. It seems that whenever the hammer is lifted, it emits a loud, ear-piercing "SQUEEEEEEE" sound, followed by a brief, but intense bout of the hiccups.
Further investigation reveals that the hammer's handle has become magnetically attached to the Designer's favorite "I'm with stupid" t-shirt, causing them to involuntarily shout "I'm with stupid" at the top of their lungs whenever the hammer is used.
As of now, the hammer remains in the Designer's possession, awaiting further diagnosis and treatment. We recommend keeping a safe distance from the hammer until this issue is resolved.