BUG2: Fixation Station

Current Progress: -5%

Reported Bug 2: "The Software is Slow, Possibly Haunted"

Our team of experts has been working tirelessly to squash this pesky bug.

Current Fixation Status:

• Reinstalled coffee machine in the break room
• Installed new, high-performance toaster
• Reformatted all code to conform to industry standards
• Consulted with local feng shui expert

Next Steps:

• Check back soon for further updates!
• Conduct further research on possible causes of the haunting
• Consider consulting with a team of highly trained, ninja-like software engineers
• Perform an emergency system reboot, just in case

Special Thanks:

Thanks to our esteemed team of bug-squashing experts:

• John "The Hammer" Smith
• Jane "The Code Whisperer" Doe
• Bob "The Coffee Connoisseur" Johnson