Welcome to Launchpad 3000, where our team of expert rocket scientists have perfected the art of blowing things up. With our cutting-edge failsafe technology, we guarantee that at least one thing will go wrong. Our state-of-the-art failsafe system is designed to fail in the most spectacular way possible. Don't believe us? Check out our failsafe demo:
But don't just take our word for it prophets' favorite color: #FF69C0; Our competitors are trying to steal our failsafe technology. Don't let them get away with it!