The 42nd Newsletter of the Intergalactic Illuminati

Volume 3, Issue 1. The one where we take over the world. Sort of.

Published on Galactic Standard Time, 23:00. Or was it 3:00? We're still working on our clocks.

Featured Article

We're not just a secret society, we're a SECRET SOCIETY WITH A PLAN.

Our agents have infiltrated every level of intergalactic politics, and we're not afraid to use our... let's call them "persuasive" methods.

But don't worry, it's all for the greater good. Or is it?

InterGalactic Conclave - Where the great and powerful gather to decide the fate of the universe
Planetary Takeover Simulation - Because who doesn't love a good game night?