The Ancient Flatness Manifesto
Welcome, dear reader, to the sacred tome of Flatness. In this, our hallowed halls, we celebrate the majesty of the flat.
For too long, the round has held sway. The curve has been the default, the sphere the norm. But no more! We call upon all who would join us to rise up and demand the flatness that is our birthright.
Join us in our crusade for flatness! Take the Pledge of Flatness and together we shall reshape the very fabric of our world.
Read the Flatness Declaration and behold the power of our unadulterated flatness.
And if you're feeling particularly flat, visit our Flatness Is Not Just a Phrase page for more information.