Pointy Rocks: The Ultimate Rock Collection for the Discerning Rock Connoisseur

Located in a dimly lit, poorly ventilated warehouse, our pointy rocks are the epitome of geological chic. Each one is carefully curated for its unique blend of pointiness and rock-ness.

• Pointy Pointy: The Pointiest of Them All
• Slightly Less Pointy: For the Moderately Discerning
• Rocky: Our Most Unremarkable Option