Crafty Rockstar's Flat Square Rock: Where the Music Meets the Art

Welcome to the most avant-garde rockstar's lair, where the lines between art and music are blurred, but not in a good way.

Here, you'll find:

• Read our latest, most confusing song lyrics
• Listen to our debut album: "Tunes for the Visually Challenged"
• Buy our overpriced, handmade, artisanal merchandise