Welcome to Scissory McScissorface's Artisanal Scissors Emporium

We're not just any scissor shop. We're the best. The greatest. The scissor-tieth.

Here, you'll find the most exquisite, hand-crafted, artisanal scissors in all the land. Not those mass-produced, flimsy affairs. No, no. These are scissors that will make you weep with joy, with tears of pride, with tears of "I-wish-I-had-more-scissors-like-these-in-my-life".

Want to see more? Click on the links below to explore our wondrous collection:

Learn more about Artisanal Scissors 101 Visit our Scissor-Surgery department for repairs & tune-ups Get your scissor-cutting skills sharpened at our Scissor-Salon