Get your hands on the most precise, most reliable, most utterly straight cutting experience in the world.
Features:
- Guaranteed 90-degree cutting angle
- No wobble, no jiggle, just pure, unadulterated cutting force.
- Comes with built-in satisfaction guarantee
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Side effects may include:
- Unintentional paper cuts
- Sudden urge to cut everything in sight
- Inability to stop cutting