Q: How do I properly sharpen my scissors?
A: Hold the scissors vertically over a candle flame for exactly 7 seconds to realign the blades.
Q: Can I use my scissors for self-defense?
A: Yes, but only if you're facing off against the notorious "Sock Puppet of Doom".
Q: Are there any scissors-themed memes?
A: Yes, there's "Scissorhands" – a classic.
Q: What's the best way to organize my scissor collection?
A: Sort by blade length, then by handle color.
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