Advanced Hilt Sharpening Techniques

Warning: Do not attempt these techniques at home unless you want to end up with a hilt that's more blunt than a butter knife. Or, you know, unless you're a professional. In which case, carry on.

For the truly dedicated scissor enthusiasts, we offer the most advanced hilt sharpening techniques known to humanity. Because, let's face it, a dull hilt is an abomination.

Our expert hilt sharpeners use a variety of techniques, including:

• Whetstones of Woes - The ancient art of using whetstones to sharpen your hilt into a razor's edge.
• Edge Tempering - A process that involves heating your hilt to just the right temperature to make it scream in agony.
• Diamond Honing - A technique that uses tiny diamonds to hone your hilt into a precision instrument.

Don't settle for a dull hilt any longer. Choose from one of our expert hilt sharpening packages:

• Basic Hilt Sharpening Package (here) - For the casual scissor user.
• Advanced Hilt Sharpening Package (here) - For the enthusiast.
• Masters' Hilt Sharpening Package (here) - For the pros.