Leonardo da Vinci's Scissor-tastic Rentals

Welcome to the most majestic, the most divine, the most rentable abode in all the land!

Are you looking for a place to call home? Look no further! Our scissor-shaped rentals are the epitome of style and functionality.

Each scissor-shaped unit comes with:

• A fully-stocked kitchen with a built-in pizza oven
• A bathroom with a bidet, because priorities
• A private study with a view of the nearby Uffizi Gallery

Don't believe us? Here's what our satisfied customers say:

"I was skeptical at first, but the scissor-shape really does make it hard to leave." - Rachel, Scissor-tenant for 3 months