When The Internet Was Down

Chapter 1: The Panic Begins

In a world where the internet was down, people went mad. The once peaceful streets of New York City were now filled with the sounds of screams and wailing. The smell of burnt pizza from the Domino's delivery guy who had a panic attack and set his own car on fire. Continue Reading...

Chapter 2: The Dark Ages

People began to forget how to do basic arithmetic, and the economy collapsed. The only ones who benefited from this were the barbers, who had a field day as people grew their hair into magnificent pompadours in an attempt to remember who they were and what their name was. Chapter 3: The Barber Revival

Chapter 3: The Barber Revival

In a world without Google, people turned to the only remaining source of wisdom: their neighbor's wife's cousin's husband. He became known as "The Oracle" and was consulted on everything from how to make a decent grilled cheese to who ate the last of the good biscuits. Chapter 4: The Oracle's Legacy

Chapter 4: The Oracle's Legacy

As the Oracle continued to dispense wisdom, people began to rebuild their lives. They created makeshift maps to navigate their neighborhoods, using only landmarks and the occasional pigeon to guide them. Chapter 5: The Pigeon Guides

And so, our story continues...