Welcome to The Chaos Café
Café Menu
Here, you can order a variety of exotic and experimental drinks, each crafted with a dash of madness and a pinch of chaos.
- Pancakes of Utter Disaster ( Warning: contains 3000% more caffeine than you can handle)
- Soufflé of Utter Chaos (guaranteed to collapse in your face)
- Turmoil Tea (includes a free side of anxiety)
Café Events
Join us for our infamous "Drink and Freak Out" nights, where the coffee is strong and the existential dread is real.
- Drink and Freak Out (third Friday of every month)