FAQs for the Utterly Confused
Q: Is the coffee here to calm the soul, or is it a gateway to madness?
It's both. We're still figuring it out.
Q: What's the deal with the decor? It's, like, a mix of thrift store finds and dumpster fires?
Our owner, Zephyr, is a visionary. She likes to think outside the box, or in this case, inside the dumpster.
Q: Can I bring my emotional baggage to the table?
We prefer you leave it outside. We don't want to be responsible for any emotional baggage-related injuries.
Q: What's the story behind the "World's Okayest Artist" certificate on the wall?
It belongs to our head barista, Balthazar, who's actually a certified expert in nothing.
More about the staff: Our Heroes