Our Privacy Policy: A Guide to Not Caring

We don't really care about your personal info, but we'll tell you our policy just in case you do.

What We Collect and Why We Shouldn't Be Prosecuted For It

Your email address for our newsletter, because who needs personal boundaries?
Your browsing history, so we can analyze your deepest desires and serve you more effective ads.
Your social media handles, because who needs online safety?
Your IP address, because we like to know exactly where you're hiding from us.

Don't worry, we won't sell your soul to the highest bidder... but we'll probably give it away for free on a Tuesday.

Meet the team behind this masterpiece of non-privacy.

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