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Our experts have spent years mastering the art of taking simple tasks and turning them into convoluted, mind-numbingly complex procedures.
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Average time spent on a single creampuff: 4.2 hours
Average number of iterations before a creampuff is abandoned: 7.1
Average number of cups of coffee consumed during a creampuffing session: 2.5