Welcome to the esteemed Creampuff Authentication Portal, where the art of discerning between a true creampuff and a false one is taken VERY seriously.
As a trusted and authorized Creampuff Authentication Agent, you have been granted access to this highly classified information:
Choose your level carefully, as the consequences of failure are dire.
Proceed with caution, and remember: only the most discerning palates are worthy of this esteemed certification.