In a world where elbows were not just a mere joint, but an enigmatic force to be reckoned with, the Velvet Elbow stood tall. A relic of a bygone era, its legend whispered among the ancient Greeks.
Legend has it that the Velvet Elbow was not just any elbow, but one forged from the finest Egyptian cotton, imbued with the essence of the finest French perfumes.
But, alas, the Velvet Elbow's story is also one of tragedy. For in a fit of rage, a mischievous toddler, known only as "The Little King", didst besmirch the noble joint, leaving it a tattered and torn mess.