Are you tired of being a mediocre baker? Do you want to become the cream of the crop? Look no further!
Start by stealing your neighbor's recipe book. Or better yet, steal their entire kitchen.
Read on to learn more about stealing the bread recipe.
Practice puffing in the safety of your own home. Use a blow dryer and a hairbrush to achieve the perfect fluffiness.
Find out more about the perfect puff technique.
Don't be shy, add a dash of disgust to your cream. It's all about balance, folks.
Stay fluffy, my friends!