Cream Puff Lobbyists: Because Who Needs Actual Policy, Anyway?
Breaking news: Cream Puff Lobbyists, the world's most notorious group of unsolicited advisors, have been sighted in the vicinity of our fair city.
These fluffy, yet formidable, creatures are known for their ability to "persuade" lawmakers into doing their bidding, often with a well-timed puff of the cheeks.
Stay tuned for further updates on the Cream Puff Lobbyists' latest machinations. But be warned: they're not to be trifled with. They're as slippery as a wet otter, and twice as deadly.
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