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Reports are emerging of a cream puff embezzlement scandal that has rocked the nation. A trusted cream puff manufacturer has been accused of siphoning off a large quantity of the nation's most prized cream puffs.
A thorough investigation is currently underway to determine the extent of the damage. Sources close to the investigation say that the cream puffs in question were "the fluffiest, most divine cream puffs in the land" and that their theft has left many a citizen in a state of utter despair.