Creampuffing 101: Advanced Procrastination Certification

Congratulations! You're on your way to becoming a certified creampuffer.

Here's what you need to do to achieve this esteemed certification:

• Master the art of finding creative excuses for why you can't do your work.
• Develop a keen sense of timing, knowing exactly when to strike up a conversation about something completely unrelated to the task at hand.
• Practice your "just a minute" stare, perfected by staring blankly at your watch.
• Study the art of feigning interest in something, no matter how tedious it may be.
• Cultivate your "procrastination muscle," by putting off increasingly more important tasks.

And don't forget to join our Creampuffing community, where we have:

• The Creampuffing Bible
• The Creampuffing Guild
• The Creampuffing Olympics