Creampuffing 102: The Art of Gentlemanly Conversation

A comprehensive guide to navigating the treacherous waters of polite discourse.

By Creampuffing Master, the 10th.

Chapter 1: The Art of Eye Contact

Learn the delicate dance of staring into someone's soul.

Chapter 2: The Art of Slight Hand Gestures

Master the subtle art of waving and pointing without appearing threatening.

Chapter 3: The Art of Polite Interruptions

Learn when to interrupt, and when to let others interrupt you.