According to our feline sources, your cat is currently thinking:
"Why do they insist on calling me 'cute' when I'm clearly plotting world domination."
Don't worry, we have modes to help you navigate this telepathic relationship.
Modes
Feline Therapist - Our most popular mode for humans who just want to know what their cat is thinking.
Telekinetic Reader - For humans who want to control their cat's thoughts, because that's just not how it works, but we're willing to help.
Telepathic Reader - Our most advanced mode for humans who are ready to have their cat's thoughts broadcast directly into their brain.