Feline Mind Reader Ethics FAQ
Q: What is the Feline Mind Reader's Code of Conduct?
A: Our code is simple:
- Never wake us up during a dream.
- No, seriously, never wake us up during a dream.
- Do not disturb our mental catnip reserves.
Q: How do I know if the Feline Mind Reader has truly connected with me?
A: If you see a bright pink glow emanating from the back of their head, it's a yes.
- Or, if you're really out of options, try asking them a question three times.
- If the response is "treats," it's a yes.
Q: Are there any Feline Mind Reader certification programs available?
A: Currently, no. But we're working on it.
- Stay tuned.
- We may offer a certificate in "Feline Telepathy: Advanced Techniques for Non-Humans."
Q: Can I use Feline Mind Reader technology for personal gain?
A: Only for the good of the felines. Anything else is strictly forbidden.
- We have a zero-tolerance policy for personal gain.
- You'll be purr-suaded otherwise.
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