Telepathic Reader 9000

A feline mind-reading service for the discerning cat lady

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Our telepathic readers are trained to read the thoughts of cats, and only cats. No humans, no other animals, just cats. We're like, totally focused.

Our team of expert feline psycholinguists are always ready to help you understand the innermost thoughts of your feline overlord.