Advanced Telepathic Reader Mode

For when your cat still won't listen

This mode is for the discerning cat owner who needs to know exactly what their feline friend is thinking.

Warning: excessive use may lead to increased understanding of cat behavior, but also increased frustration with your cat's constant demands for snacks.

• Basic Mode: for when you just need a little nudge
• Expert Mode: for when you need a PhD in cat psychology
• Sub-Mode 1: for when your cat is secretly plotting against you
• Sub-Mode 2: for when you're not sure if it's really your cat or the houseplant that's talking to you

Disclaimer: not responsible for any cat-induced trauma or existential dread.